Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Wikipedia vandalism is fun

Yeah, so, Rhode Island Governor Donald Carcieri vetoed a legislative measure that would have allowed domestic partners to make each others' funeral arrangements. Dick move.

I don't know much about the guy, apart from a reasonable surmise that, given his Mediterranean surname, he is probably mobbed up. Here's what the Google told me about him:


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The good people of Wikipediapolis have since corrected the linked entry. But, yeah. Lulz. Eat shit, Carcieri.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Pat Robertson is worried

Commenting on the recent tragedy at Fort Hood, superannuated fundie scumbag Pat Robertson says Islam is "not a religion, it's a political system, a violent political system bent on the overthrow of the governments of the world and -- and -- and world domination. That is the ultimate aim."



This from the guy who believes that "Christians are the only ones really - and Jewish people, those who trust the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob - are the only ones that are qualified to have the reign, because hopefully, they will be governed by God and submitted to him."

And not for nothing, but you just know it pains him to his stinking racist hillbilly core to say that Jews are equal to Christians. It's because Israel figures in some wacky end-times fantasy he and his fellow snake handlers harbor.

Me, I hold no such prejudices. No matter what faith you profess, it's a silly crutch for weak and fearful idiots. Grow the fuck up.

Monday, November 9, 2009

If You're Still Slobbering All Over Ronald Reagan's Taint...

...then you still believe the hilariously simplistic construct that he-- and he ALONE!! (eleventy-one)-- was responsible for the fall of the Berlin Wall, like this assclown over at Red State. Astute readers will notice the utter lack of Hungary, Czechoslovakia, and, most glaringly, Poland in this fucknozzle's encomium to a history that wasn't exactly so.

I mean, Jesus H. Christ, you'd think that this moron would manage to at least mention JP2. But, alas, he was technically a hold-over from the Carter Administration, so no dice, hippies.

But who really gives a fuck... the Hoff was the real winner! Yeah!

John Hawkins is a horrible fat racist prick


In the ever-temperate Right Wing News, Shamu Jr. opines, "had Nidal Hasan been a Christian or a Hindu or a Buddhist or an atheist, it seems unlikely that he would have gone on a murderous rampage."

Yeah, totally. Christians are absolute peace-lovers. Especially American fundamentalists.

In other news, I just found this item, naming Hawkins one of the 10 Hottest Right-of-Center Dudes in New Media. Words fail.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Diddle Your Cooch

I secretly adore the Winter Olympics, particularly as an adult, because it provides a ready excuse to extend the sedentary binge-drinking wrought by football season well into February (how the hell else are you expected to watch the Nordic Combined except under such conditions?). Plus, the Winter Olympics don't pull anywhere near the level of emotional blackmail on you as the Summer Olympics do... you know, when you find yourself sniffling at the television for your wasted youth and lack of fast-twitch muscle fibers and any sense of discipline*.

Anyway, this dude better be in Vancouver not just because he's a rad skier, but because he has a hilariously inappropriate name in the Joycean sense:



And it's likely that this queef will be there, too, who basically just throws crippled-ass shade as his mullet jumps around the rink:



And he stole your mom's headband, too:











That's why I hope Nobunari Oda beats Plushenko's oligarchic ass, if for nothing else than for the fact that dude skated to the soundtrack to Super Mario Bros. 2 in competition a while back:



*=Yes, I hate myself.

Om NOM nom nom nom

"The $4 million spent to pass gay marriage in Maine was wasted," says the National Organization for Marriage's Maggie Gallagher. "Even Americans in liberal states do not believe that two guys pledged to a gay union are a marriage."

In an opinion piece for Real Clear Politics, the lying horrible butterbigot joked that "Politicians can pass a bill saying a chicken is a duck and that doesn't make it true."

And then she got that faraway look in her eyes. "Mmmm, chicken," she burbled. "Me want fried chicken. And cake. Lots of cake! Bwaawwww! Splut! FEED ME! FEED ME! FEED ME!"

This really happened.

He's right. Those warrantless wiretaps ain't shit compared to affordable insurance

House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Someplace Really Really Sunny) says that the health care reform bill currently before Congress - not the Republican one, but the one that actually would help people - is "the greatest threat to freedom" that he has seen.

I know, right?