Hey John Boehner! The economy's in the shitter! Can you help us?

"Nah, I think I'll just sit on my can, maybe propose a bunch of horseshit that hasn't worked for the last 8 years, then rent a bloodhound and make a total cock of myself on the YouTubes."

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"Also? Her tits."

"Say what you will about Governor Palin, no one else in politics brightens your day in quite the same way. The interview reflects her generous, good-humored personality, as well." -- John Hinderaker, Power Line

Howie do it!

It's been a while since Howard Kaloogian's last bracing blast of crazy, the Thank You, Sarah Palin video. Well Howie's back, and battier than ever! His latest clip asserts that Barack Obama is worse than Adolf Hitler and Mahmoud Ahmedinejad. Yes, really!

"The only surprising thing about this ad is that they didn't manage to incorporate some mention of the fact that Obama was not even born in the United States and is ineligible to be president," observes Right Wing Watch.

Give it time!

I love you Ayn Rand, you bug-eyed midgety nymphomaniac!!!!!!!

On July 30th, teabaggers are "going Galt!"

On that date, we are asking Conservatives all across the nation to “Call in Conservative”. On July 30th, Conservatives will not work, we will not buy. Instead, we will spend time with our families and friends. We will show President Obama and Congress who REALLY drives this economy. For more information on “A Day Without Conservatives," contact Judson Phillips at judson@teapartynation.com.

So we won't see any conservatives on the road, at the office, or in restaurants? Amen! I support this protest with all my heart. Don't limit yourselves to just one day - let's make this an Asshole-Free Summer!

[I'll save you a slow dance, MyDD!]

WHY ARE YOU DESECRATING THE FLAG, SARAH PALIN?

You're not supposed to drape the Stars and Stripes over a chair.

Who's she been palling around with?

"We no like!"

So! Norm Coleman finally conceded the Minnesota Senate race to Al Franken. And the Fox News Channel's short bus window lickers are not happy:

Glenn Beck: "It shows how crazy our country has gone. It shows we've lost our minds." What's this "we" shit, Glenn? You have a mouse in your pocket or something?

Sean Hannity: "I, in my heart of hearts, do not believe that Al Franken won that election." And I, in my heart of hearts, do not believe that you should be allowed to use scissors.

Brian Kilmeade: "I'm in denial... [Franken is] barely sane." Says the guy who shares a couch with Steve Doocy.

Mike Adams is a yammering shithead

First off: Frank M. Lombard is a fucking monster who deserves nothing less than a lifetime of misery and pain.

But Mike Adams? I don't know. Does Dante say anything about where hysterical bigots are sent to have their taints kicked by demons? The Hannity and O'Reilly Factor favorite regularly churns out asinine drivel for Townhall, like this essay comparing feminists to Charles Manson. But his latest is pathetic even by his fundie jug-band standards.

In a series of unattributed quotes, Mike spins one man's horrible crime into a smokescreen about the epidemic of "gay racism" at Duke University. “Being a big, black man, it’s hard to walk anywhere at night, and not have a campus police car slowly drive by me," one of the anonymous "victims" of this nefarious blight complains. "What about the gay administrators at Duke University? No one seems to follow them.”

And what about this poor soul? “You go to a party, you get grabbed, you get propositioned by a gay man, and then you start to question yourself.” Um, Mike? If this... friend... of yours has feelings that make him uncomfortable, that's not proof of a gay racist cabal working in the shadows. You should -- sorry, your friend should -- consider seeing a therapist and working through all that guilt.

The Lombard case is about the inhuman abuse of a helpless child. Nothing more. But this blows right by Mike: “No one is really talking about how to keep the young child himself central to this conversation, how to keep his humanity before us … he doesn’t seem to be visible in this.”

Of course the issue of the victim has been tabled. Because Mike is busy nursing his hate-boner over teh ghey, which in his tiny hillbilly mind is synonymous with pedophilia.


And speaking of 'mos, check out this fractional ad I saw on Townhall, right next to a picture of Glenn Beck. ROFL!