Thursday, February 15, 2007

Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson

My friend Mike suggested this pewling shitbag for the list. And at first, I disagreed. I don't want this blog to be any kind of political statement. It is simply hurtful invective spewed at unwitting targets for the sheer cussed pleasure of being an asshole.

But Mike's right.

There are plenty of reasons to dislike Tucker Carlson. His shallowly held, half-understood conservative views. His glib dismissal of public health concerns. His small, feminine hands and general prison-bitch demeanor.

But ultimately, it's that fucking bow tie. Who is this asshole, Professor Harold Hill?

What I wouldn't give for five minutes alone with this guy, and a sock full of dessicated dog shit.