Thursday, September 6, 2007

The Gang of Four

Hell has no dungeon deep enough for these guys:

Mark Finch, President and Chief Executive Officer

Glen Finch, Vice President and Chief Technology Officer

Chris Morley, Chief Communications Officer

Audrey Ragg, Chief Financial Officer

They're the guiding lights behind Quechup.com, a fried abortion of a social networking site that recently raped my Gmail address book and spammed my friends. I had been invited to join Quechup by a good friend, the COO of a smart new-media enterprise. With that pedigree, I figured it was probably on the level.

If I unintentionally bugged any of you with these asinine invites, I'm sorry. If it'll make you feel any better, drop those iDate fucks a line and let them know how you feel.

And yeah, (cf. Ann Coulter) I know one of these guys is a chick. But in all fairness, she's probably a really ugly chick. With a flat ass and a gut and piggy little eyes and a twat full of cobwebs.

I couldn't find any pictures, and I was too lazy to look for a picture of, like, four assholes or something. So, yeah. Quechup is annoying. iDate is evil.

Prager, I still love you anyway.

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