Monday, August 20, 2007

Ann Coulter

I've been on the fence about this entry, since the title of the blog is I Hate This Guy. But the more I think about it, the more certain I am that Ann Coulter is a dude. I mean, apart from not having any tits to speak of. Or the fact that I can't find a single heterosexual male in my drunken, desperate circle of friends who would ever entertain the notion of fucking her - and seriously, you have no idea how far over the fence some of my pals would stray.

No, it's her hatred of women that makes me think she must be, not just a man, but an impotent rage puppet of a man at that. Coulter uses the word "woman" as a prejorative when referring to liberal males. She has said that she would rather women not have had the vote if it had meant that they couldn't vote for Bill Clinton. She's a classic far-right neocon male.

And how fantastic was it to see her get hit with a pie at a speaking engagement?

I mean, come on! This harridan, of whatever gender it chooses to identify as, has obvious eating issues. To see it attacked with food? Hilarious!

In closing, here is what I'd like to do to Ann Coulter's quite possibly surgically sculpted vagina.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Rich Little

Originally uploaded by johnandrewwalsh
In case you missed his nine-hour performance at this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner, Rich Little is an impressionist - a breed of entertainer that, please God, will soon go the way of the Chinese river dolphin.

Most of Mr. Little's bits involve imitations of celebrities who are so long dead not even the RCA Victor dog would recognize their voices. As a rule, he uses very few props, other than some glasses or a cigar.

But every once in a while he busts out a fully realized characterization so ill-conceived that, despite yourself, you might actually laugh. Take this blackface Cosby, for example. Please.