Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Schlomo Fuckin' Benizri


You know those recent earthquakes in Israel?

It's the faggots' fault.

That's what Schlomo Benizri says, anyway. In an address to the Knesset, Big 'Mo urged lawmakers to "stop passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes."

This was an address to a committee formed to address Israel's earthquake preparedness. I wonder what he imagines gay sex is like. I mean, it's got to be pretty awesome to cause a fucking earthquake.

This pillar of public morality was charged in 2006 by the Israeli State Prosecutor's Office with accepting bribes and abusing the public trust.

What's really funny though? Look at that punim. The last time I saw a beard like that, it was in the Village, and the dude was wearing a leather harness and an Easter bonnet. No lie.




2 comments:

Bob Fingerman said...

I think Pastor Fred Felch... uh, I mean Phelps... should sue this jerk for stealing his act.

porterized said...

And anyway, the gays, they bring about anyway the AIDS.