Monday, September 29, 2008

The Capital University student body

Yeah, so Gramps and Madame Curie held a rally at Capital University. I had never heard of this place before, but it looks like a shithole. 

Gramps did a hilarious set, saying he'd never "phone it in" when the nation was in crisis. The punchline? His own team released details of the war hero's Herculean efforts on behalf of our nation's threatened economy. He made a few phone calls. But they were local calls, people! He's helping!

Yadda yadda, the old man lied, what else is new, call me when he has a solid BM. But what really irritates me is that crowd of Capital students behind him. Glassy-eyed, mouth-breathing slabs of type 2 diabetes, every last one of them. I thought young people were supposed to be attractive.