Monday, October 13, 2008

Andy Martin, political hyphenate

Hyphenates are a common breed in Los Angeles, where everbody's a writer-producer, or a producer-director, bartender-actor or model- ... okay, all models are whores. We can drop the hyphen.
But now the hyphenate has entered political discourse in the person of Andy Martin, an author-racist-anti-Semite.
Martin recently was a guest on bottle-bitten donkey Sean Hannity's cavalcade of horseshit. The discussion was a rehash of Martin's greatest hit, the false rumor that Barack Obama is a Muslim. What else do we know about the guy, other than the fact that he hangs out with pudgy, truculent alcoholics?
The Sunday Times character sketch of this sketchy character reveals that he went to law school, but was denied entrance to the Illinois bar because of a "moderately severe character defect manifested by well-documented ideation with a paranoid flavor and a grandiose character."
That's basically legalese for "crazier than a crackhouse rat."
During the Hannity blowjob, Martin warned that Obama is a secret Muslim whose deception could threaten Israel's very existence. Now let's look at what Martin has said about the people whose homeland he's working fearlessly to save:
In a motion he filed during a bankruptcy case - like many crazy people, Martin is fond of clogging court calendars with pointless lawsuits - he called the judge "a crooked, slimy Jew who has a history of lying and thieving common to members of his race."
So! McCain has the lying racist insane person vote locked down. Congrats, Grampa!