Thursday, October 30, 2008

At last, I can agree with al Qaeda about something!

An al Qaeda spokesman, hilariously named Abu Yahya al-Libi, called for President Bush and his party to be humiliated in Tuesday's election.
"O God, humiliate Bush and his party, O Lord of the Worlds, degrade and defy him," al-Libi said at the end of some bullshit religious mumbo-jumbo ceremony.
I knew if I just kept an open mind, and refused to take that "death to America" stuff personally, we'd eventually find some common ground. Let this be a lesson to all of you!