Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Hope that couch is comfy, bro!

Mr. and Mrs. Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton, TN, have been blessed with a beautiful new baby girl. Mark and his wife had agreed on the name Ava Grace for their bundle of joy. But when it came time to fill out the birth certificate, Poppa pulled a fast one and dubbed his daughter Sarah McCain Palin.
"I can't give a lot of financial support for the [McCain/Palin] campaign," Ciptak explains, so he "took one for the cause."
Actually, douchebag, you forced your infant daughter to take one for the cause. A cause that will, if it is successful, pretty well ensure that you can't give a lot of financial support for much of anything, ever.
You need a license to drive, to hunt, even to own a fucking dog. But idiots like this are allowed to reproduce unchecked. We're doomed.
But, congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Ciptak!