What do you do when a fortune literally just falls into your lap? Well, for starters, you could try not being such a smug prick about it.
American-born Keenan Altunis lives in London and works for a bank. He's already a multimillionaire. And he just won a million dollars a year for life in a scratch-off game.
"Is it going to materially change my life? No," Altunis told the New York Post. "I have been a very blessed and fortunate person."
Right now I'm reading that quote aloud in a high-pitched voice while making a stupid face, to express my derision. Take that, you rich asshat.