This has nothing to do with anything

But I really really love it. I was reading about Roger Ailes this morning, so naturally I started looking for fat jokes. Google introduced me to Carl Merritt, and I found this video on his site.
This is the trailer for Abe's Tomb, a movie based on Mr. Merritt's short stories. What's the movie about? I don't think I could really do it justice, so I'll let the auteur speak for it himself:

This movie is pure excitement with a twist of darkness! If you're into vampires, girls, action and horror, then you owe yourself the pleasure of watching this movie once it is released. Coming soon from Carl Merritt Productions.

BREAKING: The movie is now available!