Sunday, October 26, 2008

"Wife Swap" creator thinks Sarah Palin could be the new Tyra Banks

It took me like half an hour to type that headline, I was laughing so hard. Some people in Hollywood hate you so much that they want to give Sarah Palin her own TV show. "I see her... like Tyra [Banks] or what Jenny Jones used to be," says Chris Coelen, whose company produces Wife Swap. Ah, the golden age of Jenny Jones. 
  If you're curious to know what a Sarah Palin TV show would be like, here's what you can do. You know those air horns? Hold one of those right next to your ear and press the button for half an hour. Then have somebody kick you in the cock.