Saturday, November 29, 2008

Deceased Taliban leader was a lazy, lazy transvestite

Transvestism is as valid an expression of your personality as any. But for crying out loud, could you make an effort? 

Taliban leader Haji Yakub was a wanted man for his role in roadside bomb attacks against Afghani and coalition forces in Ghazni. When U.S. soldiers surrounded his house, he hatched an escape plan right out of Scooby-Doo: He dressed in a burqa and huddled with female evacuees. When his ruse was discovered, he attacked the soldiers and was killed.

No shaving, no tucking, no nothing: Dude threw a sheet over his head and thought he could evade justice.

I'm glad they shot him. He's an insult to hard-working, fashion-conscious trannies everywhere.