With Alaska's Ted Stevens and Minnesota's Norm Coleman set for Senate race recount shellackings, Dick and other creeps are rallying around sweaty fat cracker Saxby Chambliss. The Georgia incumbent faces Jim Martin in a runoff election which, Dick says, is conservatism's last stand against political impotence.
If Chambliss loses his Senate seat, Dick reasons, a filibuster-proof Barack Obama will send Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh to a gulag by repealing the Fairness Doctrine.
He's all worked up about terrorists and illegal immigrants and other scary people too. "Conservatism is too important to leave to the Republican party," he yowls. Apparently the movement's only hope is the insane.