Thursday, November 20, 2008


Holy shit! Sean Hannity is producing a concert tour with Rapey McSoulpatch, Grampa Moonshine, Michael W. Smith (whoever the hell that is), Spray Tan Guy With a Forehead Like a Drive-In Screen, and The Dickflap Who Sold Arms to Terrorists! 

I almost want to go, just because tards fascinate me. But with all these homeschool twunts crammed together in one venue, I'm afraid a Douche Singularity might form and suck us into another dimension.