Friday, November 14, 2008

Get your (Jesus) freak on!

You've seen mega-churches on TV. They're those 20,000-seat Jesus arenas where rubes gather to get hustled by some toothy swindler in a thousand-dollar suit. These seedy freak shows also hate - hate! - teh ghey.


As fair-minded Americans march to demand equal marriage rights for all, the ringmaster of the Fellowship Church in Dallas, TX wants to "reclaim" sex for married couples, by screwing his wife for seven days straight.

Rev. Ed Young's old lady is presumably on board with the stunt. I just hope they do it doggy style, so the poor heifer doesn't have to see that rapey, acromegalic grill of his twisted into a retard-like rictus of climax.

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