Tuesday, November 25, 2008

GOP does the white thing

It's terribly unfair of me to focus entirely on the deviant sexual habits of Republicans, and ignore another facet of this vibrantly diverse party - they're also racists.

South Carolina GOP chair Katon Dawson will stand for his party's national leadership - just as soon as his whites-only country club can process his resignation.

Dawson has been a member of the restricted Forest Lake Club since 1996, and resigned in September. Coincidentally, The State newspaper had been preparing an article about the weak-chinned, impotent lush - mentioning his club affiliation - around that same time.

I'm very sorry. Sometimes I can't see the forest for the toilethomos.

P.S. - why do Southern politicians have such preposterous names?