Saints preserve us!

What's with the mackerel snappers hating on Barack Obama supporters? First, Father Fatty Chrome-Dome denies them the sacraments; now this wad personally runs a parishoner out of the building. And then lies about it.

Rev. Sebastian Meyer didn't like the Obama stickers on Elizabeth Caster's car.  Such a difference of opinion generally falls under the heading of "tough shit" in this country, where freedom of expression is protected in our Constitution. Well, fuck that, the priest thought. I've got me a pulpit, and I'm gonna use it! 

Meyer singled Caster out in front of the whole assembled congregation, and ordered her to leave. He even walked her out of the building himself and told her she could not park anywhere near the church. 

Of course he apologized as soon as the story got out. "I over-reacted, and some of you, including the owner of the car, interpreted my remarks as critical of President-elect Barack Obama," Meyer mewled. Several witnesses contradict Meyer's version of the incident, but I can't say for sure that he's lying. So instead I will remind you all that Catholic priests are perverts.