I've been dreaming of these elaborate Senate ceremonies: loud, ugly orgies of vituperation and ritual shaming for convicted felon Ted Stevens and backstabbing twat Joe Lieberman. They would be conducted in accordance with some dusty book held by the Rules Committee; a book that had never before been opened.
The only thing keeping me alive right now is the hope that Stevens will demand a recount. But it's not looking good.
Today is a bummer.