New York magazine browsed the profiles on The Atlasphere, a dating site for Randtards. Here's my favorite:
"My name is Daniel. I consider myself to be a born-again egoist and have dedicated the rest of my life to self-improvement. People see me as a socially inept loner because I tend to avoid superficial conversation but actually I love talking to people who like to think (the problem being I don't know very many)."
Well, what are you waiting for, ladies?