Tuesday, November 25, 2008

This Guy's Last Name Is German for "I Broke My Foot Off In Your Ass"

Hey, guess what? Florida decided today to not be like Arkansas! But not all are happy, like hawt laydeez man John Stemberger:

John Stemberger, chairman of a successful drive earlier this month to pass a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage in Florida, called the ruling "classic judicial activism" and predicted it would be reversed on appeal.

"Everywhere in the law where children are affected, the standard must always be what is in the best interest of the child," said Stemberger, an attorney in Orlando. "What is stunning to me is that when it comes to dealing with gays, that standard goes out the window. Children do better with a mother and a father"

I don't know about you, but this Stemberger dude obviously is stomping on the wrong fundie soapbox. His cross-eyed Cro-Magnon head is hella persuasive proof against the theory of evolution.