Monday, December 15, 2008

Ain't No Thang But a Chicken Wang

Meet Hansi, a nudist farmer from Germany and reality TV superstar. And guess what! On last week's episode, this crazy mofo decided to do his own chicken fingering:
"The 71-year-old contestant on the fourth series of Germany's hit TV show ‘Bauer sucht Frau’ (‘Farmer wants a Wife’) was seen sexually stimulating his chickens with his finger. In a shocking series finale, he told his chosen partner, blonde Marianne (66) from Hamburg, 'this is how they get an orgasm'."
Ladies, take a number!