Friday, December 26, 2008

Benny has brass ones

When you're head of an organization with a rep like the Vatican's, you probably shouldn't bring up the subject of children very often. I bet their marketing guy was all, "Hey, fab Urbi et Orbi address, Poperino. If I could offer just one note, it would be, ix-nay on the ids-kay."

But Ratzo? He so don't care. Controversy, schmontroversy. He's like Sam Kinison in a pretty, pretty dress: 

His Holy Moliness's voice then trailed off, and he got a faraway look in his eyes, as the faithful in St. Peter's Square grew increasingly uncomfortable.