Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Papal bullshit

The Vatican opposes a United Nations resolution calling on member states to de-criminalize homosexuality.

The gaudy wop tourist trap, which for some reason has a permanent U.N. representative, argues that the resolution would "add new categories of those protected from discrimination." Oh yeah, God forbid you shield anybody from unfair treatment.

Catholics regard homosexuality as a sin, unless it is performed by a priest with a terrified child. A leading Italian gay rights activist says that the Vatican's decision - I'm paraphrasing here - is fucking retarded.

"The French resolution, which is supported by all 27 members of the European Union, has nothing to do with gay marriage," activist Franco Grillini tells Reuters. "It is about stopping jail and the death penalty for homosexuals."

When reached for comment, Pope Benedict XVI said, "Oooh! Listen to her!" and then skipped away giggling with some other old men in long dresses and red Prada loafers.

1 comments:

Seamus said...

About par for the course for Pope Bein' A Dick.