Anybody who's not a fucking bigot is royally pissed about Pastor Fatty's inclusion in Barack Obama's inauguration ceremony. But Tony Perkins couldn't be happier, urging Fatty to stand firm against "the homosexual desire to silence the Church."
No, not that Tony Perkins, stupid. I'm talking about the queef in charge of the Family Research Council. He's one of those alleged heterosexuals who spends a suspicious amount of time thinking about what teh gheys get up to behind closed doors.