Monday, December 15, 2008

Rick Warren: Open mouth, insert ham

Beliefnet's Steven Waldman interviewed Saddleback Church's moist and gigantic pastor Rick Warren recently. Warren, seen here attempting to eat President-elect Barack Obama, was typically quick to draw a line from gay marriage to incest and pedophilia:


"The issue to me, I’m not opposed to that as much as I’m opposed to redefinition of a 5,000 year definition of marriage. I’m opposed to having a brother and sister being together and calling that marriage. I’m opposed to an older guy marrying a child and calling that marriage."
Gee, he must think gay people are a sick bunch of freaks. I bet there's nothing anybody could say or do to make him accept them as normal human beings.

Oh wait! Yeah there is: "I’ve eaten dinner in gay homes."

AH HA HA HA HA HA! Pastor Fatty loves cake more than Jebus!

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think what he meant by pedophiles and incest was in reference to what happened in Spain when they instituted homosexual marriage. Brothers were trying to get married in order to qualify for marriage benefits, since family members often live together in Spain. A 72 year old man tried to marry his 28 year old grand daughter, and I think there was even one story where a guy applied for a marriage license in order to marry his alternate personality, which was a woman.

The problem he has with gay marriage isn't the gay marriage. It's all the freaks that will start clamoring that they want equal rights too. And to be honest, I'm okay with calling my mate a domestic partner, instead of a husband, if that means that it keeps stuff like that from happening in the US.