Monday, December 15, 2008

Rick Warren: Open mouth, insert ham

Beliefnet's Steven Waldman interviewed Saddleback Church's moist and gigantic pastor Rick Warren recently. Warren, seen here attempting to eat President-elect Barack Obama, was typically quick to draw a line from gay marriage to incest and pedophilia:

"The issue to me, I’m not opposed to that as much as I’m opposed to redefinition of a 5,000 year definition of marriage. I’m opposed to having a brother and sister being together and calling that marriage. I’m opposed to an older guy marrying a child and calling that marriage."
Gee, he must think gay people are a sick bunch of freaks. I bet there's nothing anybody could say or do to make him accept them as normal human beings.

Oh wait! Yeah there is: "I’ve eaten dinner in gay homes."

AH HA HA HA HA HA! Pastor Fatty loves cake more than Jebus!