Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Slow Cook

Dane Cook is to the art of stand-up comedy as Charles Manson is to the Labianca family. So it is with great pleasure that I read TMZ's report that the fratty douchewad's own brother has been ripping him off for years.

Of course, the bad news is he'll probably have to tour again to recoup his losses. Why can't he just die?


Bob Fingerman said...

At last: a Dane Cook thing that made me laugh.