Wednesday, December 3, 2008

We're all going to die in a horrible nuclear or biological terrorist attack by 2013!

OMG! Hold me! I'm scared! From the AP:

"The United States can expect a terrorist attack using nuclear or more likely biological weapons before 2013, reports a bipartisan commission in a study being briefed Tuesday to Vice President-elect Joe Biden."

And there's more! The report "acknowledges that terrorist groups still lack the needed scientific and technical ability to make weapons out of pathogens or nuclear bombs. But it warns that gap can be easily overcome, if terrorists find scientists willing to share or sell their know-how."

In other news, satellites are in grave danger of instantaneous destruction by my laser penis. I don't currently have a laser penis, but that gap can easily be overcome when a mad scientist finally answers my Craigslist ad.


Seamus said...

That sounds dangerous. The laser penis, I mean.