Thursday, November 20, 2008

Douchestock!

Holy shit! Sean Hannity is producing a concert tour with Rapey McSoulpatch, Grampa Moonshine, Michael W. Smith (whoever the hell that is), Spray Tan Guy With a Forehead Like a Drive-In Screen, and The Dickflap Who Sold Arms to Terrorists! 

I almost want to go, just because tards fascinate me. But with all these homeschool twunts crammed together in one venue, I'm afraid a Douche Singularity might form and suck us into another dimension. 

You're a Right Dickface, Mate!


Gerry Harvey is some old-ass dude who's basically the Sam Walton of Australia. Anyway, he evidently never grew out of that I *HEART* AYN RAND!!!!!1! phase that a lot of white people go through in adolescence, because he's quoted in some new book spouting this lovely bullshit about how charitable donations suck epic ballz:
"So did that million you gave them help? It helped to keep them alive but did it help our society? No. Society might have been better off without them but we are supposed to look after the disadvantaged and so we do it. But it doesn't help the society."
LOL. I hope this queef gets a big bouquet of gin blossoms for Christmas this year.

You stay classy, FOX News!


I have to say, though, that "Dead Lesbian Fugitive" would be an awesome name for a band. Silver lining!

Nobody wants Bush's FAIL cooties


[I wanna git all up in you, Crooks and Liars]

UPDATE: This article puts the video in context, and makes Bush appear like less of a loser. Grumble.