The bitch who hassled Tommy Chong refuses to GTFO

Political appointees, like the weasel-shit U.S. Attorneys currently infesting the Bush administration's Department of Justice, traditionally serve "at the pleasure of the President." That means on January 20th, you get a sandwich and a road map. Unless, of course, you're Mary Beth Buchanan.

This gnarly-looking heifer has made it clear she will not resign when Presdient-elect Obama takes office. She doesn't think it would serve justice for all appointees to resign at once, so she has bravely and selflessly decided to stay on and fuck things up for the incoming administration.

Buchanan, whose ass is much wider and flatter than this photograph indicates, is probably best known for her meritless, attention-seeking prosecution of actor Tommy Chong. Chong was targeted for promoting his son's business, a mail-order company that sold water pipes. It was a perfectly legitimate business, not even based in her jurisdiction, but this puffy headline whore forced a guilty plea out of the aging Chong. The preposterous abuse of office is the subject of the documentary a/k/a Tommy Chong.

For fuck's sake, lady! Even Chimpy and Voldemort know when it's time to go.