Thursday, January 15, 2009

Credit where it's due

Yeah, of course, Capt. Chesley Sullenberger deserves free steak and handjobs for the rest of his life.

But let's pause for a moment and consider the other heroes in the soon-to-be-TV-movie of US Airways Flight 1549: the flight attendants. We world-weary frequent-flyer types have ignored your safety presentation for the last time.

Now, would it kill you to give me the whole can when I ask for a Diet Coke? Am I right? And what is the deal with the pretzel packs? It's anaphylaxis, not ana... Kournikova... aw crap. Leave me alone.