When you KKKare enough to send the very best

What do gay guys and Klansmen have in common? They both love a good white sale! Ah, screw you, that's hilarious. And it works on a couple of levels.

But those two groups are at loggerheads when it comes to greeting cards:

The idea of a Klan member browsing the Hallmark section of his local stationer's is giving me a chuckle. But hey, KKK - some free advice? If you really want to hurt Hallmark, you might want to consider an endorsement instead of a boycott. I mean, no offense, but some people think you're kind of, you know, inbred alcoholics with undescended testicles.

I'm just saying.