Monday, January 12, 2009

You know I'm right

Ken Blackwell is a former Ohio secretary of state and an apparent front-runner for the Republican National Committee chairmanship. And like many alleged heterosexuals, Blackwell knows everything about teh ghey:
"You can choose to restrain that compulsion," Blackwell told radio host Michelangelo Signorile, a gay and lesbian advocate, this summer during the Republican National Convention. "And so I think in fact you don't have to give in to the compulsion to be homosexual."

I bet he knows more about this "compulsion" than he's letting on. This is just an educated guess, based on my extensive anecdotal research into the furtive habits of social conservatives, but something tells me we'll find Mr. B rocking a wide stance in a toilet stall sooner rather than later.

2 comments:

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Ben Le Vine said...

If only I could learn how to suppress my need to be tall. . .