ZOMG gay Nazis!!!!!

Kevin Abrams is straight - no, seriously! I mean, yeah, he's spent years thinking and writing about gay Nazis. But his interest is strictly professional.

All right, so he knows all the lyrics to Cabaret. Quit confusing the issue! Kevin is really, really, really worried about gay people serving openly in the U.S. military. Dismantle the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, he says, and we'll be overrun by a fascist homosexual strike force. It says so in his book, The Pink Swastika.

"Certainly there would be a mass exodus of normal men from a homosexualized military," said Lively. "And yes there would be severe morale problems for normal men forced to live as the objects of sexual interest of other men with whom they share close quarters."

Are you hard scared yet? "Historically, male homosexuality was much more often associated with hyper-masculine warrior cults which were usually very brutal..."

I'm sure there was more to the story, but Kevin's voice trailed off, and he got this faraway look in his eyes, so I left him to his thoughts.

PS: I know that illustration is lame, but... well, you Google the phrase "gay Nazi" and show me an image I could have used without getting yelled at by Blogger.