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Need a reason to not eat at McDonald's anymore? Aside from, you know, the type 2 diabetes?
Check it out: Nigel Haskett worked at a McDonald's in Arkansas. One night, he saw a guy beating on a lady in the dining area, and gallantly stepped in. The guy went out to his car, got a gun, and shot the kid. Multiple times.
McDonald's has denied Haskett's workmen's comp claims, and refuses to help with his $300,000 medical expenses.
Da fuck, man? This kid is a real-life Pootie Tang. Whatever McDonald's legal position, they owe Nigel Haskett.
It's times like these that you understand why the Hamburglar turned to a life of crime.
[Thanks, Swish!]