That's a cute, catchy name. But when a pilot spotted a sticker advertising the band on a bike locked to a rack outside the Memphis International Airport terminal entrance, he didn't think "Hey! Great viral marketing!" Instead he alerted the local constabulary, who shut the place down, held flights, and sent in the bomb squad. False alarm lulz?

Yeah, no. Had I been one of the passengers delayed because of that goddamn sticker, I can promise you there would be one Memphis-area punk gingerly picking bike parts out of his asshole for a couple days.
Look, hipsters, I'm all about free expression. But this was just a case of shouting "Fire!" in a crowded theater.
And would you pompous dickbags lose the fucking neck beards, for crying out loud?
[Thanks to Yamabuchi for the pic]
4 comments:
COME TO MY WORLD AND GET HURT FUCKING BADDDDDDD
Bring it on, bitch
lol.
good thing we have people all driving cars instead of riding fixies. perhaps if we're lucky we can move people to SUVs again, and ensure no one is able to engage in easy hipsterism by making something attractive and fun about non polluting energy efficient transportation.
cars dont just keep the economy afloat, global warming is a lie! (oh wait.)
automobile hegemony FTW!
these douchebags are everywhere, not just in williamsberg... if you really want do you something, put down the PBR, stop skidding your tires and go race on the track you pussies.
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