You're sexy. Fine. You dance the Forbidden Dance. Can we just take it as read?
A judge in Sao Paolo fined an electronics store for failing to repair a TV set, saying that it deprived the customer of an "essential good."
Fair enough. As an experienced Law & Order viewer I can clearly see there's room for appeal, but it's a valid legal opinion.
But the judge? He wanted to make it sexily clear: "Without it, how can the owner watch the beautiful women on Big Brother, the news or (football)," the judge quipped.
His Honor then looked at the assembled reporters with smoldering eyes and a playful sneer.