Own a piece of the Dork

Remember what I said would happen if you didn't order my buddy Bob's new book, Connective Tissue? That's nothing compared to the beating you'll catch if you don't buy my friend Evan Dorkin's original artwork.



Evan is probably best known for his angry, alcoholic, anthropomorphic dairy products, the Milk and Cheese Guys. (And for the excellent Welcome to Eltingville, which did the nerd thing way back before Patton Oswalt made it cool.) And like every other cartoonist I know, he is an insane packrat. Help him get his home up to fire department code by taking some of this stuff off his hands.

I don't want to hurt you. So don't make me!