This Just In: College Students Are Still Annoying

What's a Valentine's Day without the national ritual of tediously shitty performances of the already tediously shitty The Vagina Monologues on college campuses from sea to shining sea? It ain't nothing unless you've got some clueless douche as the director:

College senior Jessica Gartner, the director of the play, said she has never considered herself a feminist. 'I don't like the word, and I think it's partly because I have images in my mind of women burning their bras and hating men,' she said.

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