When a woman is so unspeakably hideous looking as to give the average penis nightmares, she probably enjoys a nice dildo every now and then, yeah?Not Shanda Perkins. This gnarly-looking heifer, newly appointed to the Texas State Board of Pardons and Paroles, takes a dim view of non-meat fillers. She made her bones on a morality crusade, inveighing against the sale of sex toys in Fort Worth-adjacent Johnson County.
Oh, and Texas Gov. Rick Perry, who appointed Perkins to the parole board post? Total toilethomo.
[Thanks, Ed!]
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She looks like the type of laydee who's got a lot of prison pen-pals.
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