You Know What The New Saturday Night Looks Like?

Well, fancy that, because I'll tell you! It's a $4.99 six-pack of Yuengling and store-brand mozzarella sticks from the Giant up the street, because that's about all anybody (thankfully) left with a job can splash out for at the end of the week.

And now check out this epic hieroglyphic installed at a museum in an age yet to come!!!!!(I would stick in the obligatory '1,' but we all need to make sacrifices)!!!!!:



w00t!