Thursday, March 12, 2009

NO! I FORBID THIS!


Some fucking idiot actually wants to remake the movie Arthur, with the cancerously unfunny Russell Brand in the title role. This must not be allowed to happen. Brand is to comedy as Jeffrey Dahmer is to non-white teenagers. The only movie he should ever make is one where he dies, for real.

4 comments:

Bob Fingerman said...

He was fine in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but I agree on principle. He strikes me as the UK's answer to Dane Cook, only more affected.

Is this new Arthur a junkie instead of an alcoholic?

sarah_rsl said...

Isn't he afraid of getting typecast? I think he knows that this whole persona he's got going is eventually going to get old and he needs to cash in as quickly as he can.

John Callahan said...

No, just no. It's really a shame that they won't give actually funny comedians roles like that in movies. Just a shame.

Bob Fingerman said...

Oh, and as if it needs to be added: a remake of Arthur? Why???