Opinion Bunny gets it wrong

Michelle Obama spent some time at a D.C. soup kitchen the other day. Nice gesture, right? Raise a little awareness, maybe goose a few donations or inspire other volunteers.

But this other Michelle is all "Fuck that:"

...here is one of the homeless cell phone owners snapping a pic of First Lady Michelle Obama — ruining what was supposed to be a sob story photo op of the compassionate Mrs. O catering to the downtrodden.
Say cheese!
Some folks are wondering where the cell phone bills get sent.
The answer is obvious: ACORN headquarters.

Homeless people don't deserve to have anything, not even a cell phone. They don't have homes, what do they need phones for? While we're at it, do they really need shoes? And those pants should go to a normal hard-working American. Homeless people don't need pants, because all they'll ever do is fill the pockets with drugs paid for with your tax dollars!

Hey poor people! Could you be any more poor?

Need someplace to channel your energy, because Michelle Malkin's taint is not conveniently kickable at the moment? Here are some constructive outlets:

• Donate to the Coalition for the Homeless
• Sign up with Volunteer Match
• Start a Burrito Project and help feed some hungry people in your area

It's good karma. And I don't know about you, but I'm maybe two paychecks away from blowing dudes behind a dumpster.

Okay, one paycheck.

All right, a couple of hours.