Thursday, March 19, 2009

A pride of lions, a murder of crows...

... and a boatload of assholes.

Just for shits and giggles, I subscribed to the Human Events email newsletter. The site bills itself as the "Headquarters of the Conservative Undergound," but most of their bulletins are spam for shit like Ann Coulter's favorite junk stocks and Pat Robertson's energy shakes.

But this is pretty special: A 10-day Mediterranean cruise with Karl Rove, Dick Morris and a brace of ancillary wackadoos from the National Review.

This is an even more revolting prospect than the Sean Hannity Douchestock Tour.
I think I'd rather be locked in a TB ward with Dane Cook and Rita Rudner for a year.

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