Here's some pr0n for you, Mr. O'Reilly!

Pugnacious, pickled papist Bill O'Reilly likes to gabble that civil marriage equality for gay and lesbian couples will lead to a menagerific sexplosion of interspecies nuptials. He seems particularly fond of man-on-turtle action. He's totally going to think I'm hitting on him (he should be so lucky), but what the hell... Enjoy, Bill!