BREAKING! MUST CREDIT DRUDGE!

A "developing story" on Quasimodo's "news" site:

"As the summer begins, White House watchers have spotted a new look by President Obama: The Evil Eye!

Staffers have joked about the menacing glance, which comes when the president meets with world leaders who are not aligned with his progressive view."

Readers should also be alert for the "Drudge Grimace." This pitiable look crosses the blogger's unfortunate face when he is straining at stool. Or writing.