Having shattered all existing records for atrocious run-on sentences, Kathryn Jean Lopez cools down with some jumping jacks

"Rather than just be a celebrity, this could be a real opportunity for [Sarah Palin] to show us her stuff — what's important to her, what she wants people to know about her, why we should pay attention to her, why we should consider her for the highest office in the land (after already gone with the cool dude with little national electoral experience — though in his case it was little experience, period)."

Walk it off, Champ!