Because if you do, Frito-Lay thinks surely you must have a fucked-up relationship with food, and that your life looks like some unholy amalgamation of Cathy and a Life-Is-Good t-shirt called "Only In a Woman's World." OMG YAY!!!
I can't wait for their male-oriented new product line so we can see a campaign of totally trite, boring, inept cartoons about guys watching sports, being dumb and jacking off.
The mission: find a hacker who can break into the site and turn all of the cartoons into lesbian porn. And I don't mean two-bottle-blondes-with-long-nails-straight-guy lesbian porn. I mean the real deal. Who's with me?!
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I can't wait for their male-oriented new product line so we can see a campaign of totally trite, boring, inept cartoons about guys watching sports, being dumb and jacking off.
The mission: find a hacker who can break into the site and turn all of the cartoons into lesbian porn. And I don't mean two-bottle-blondes-with-long-nails-straight-guy lesbian porn. I mean the real deal. Who's with me?!
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