Olds on Patrol!
Halloween apparently came early for this douchebag. Also, maybe he should stick to scribbling his posters out in pencil.
Home-school FAIL.
The preponderance of weak bladders was no surprise, given that the average age of these protesters was 437 years old.
Ah, now, this struck me as rather hilarious: all this bitching about how the guvmint needs to get out of health care, yet here was a public service on standby in the event some dumb fuck needed it. Nevermind the irony that this particular fire and emergency services department embodies a compelling argument for health care reform...
Obviously, whomever made this poster is both a fan of the font used in the opening credits of Rhoda and Susan Powter.
Like, OMG: Birthers are soooooooo last season.
Quick, look to the right: it's a P.U.M.A.! Yawn.
Looks like the dipshit hoisting this needs to add a stop here to his itinerary.
The site that these guys who are playing pwetty!-pwincess!-horsies!-carousel are advertising provides a moderate fount of lulz. It's a mix of tea-bagging, Paultardiness, and good ol' fashioned pyramid scheming.
A.K.A. "Braces (In Case the Genetics Fail)"
I love the parentheses, lest one think 1) Trig; or 2) that this person were a Monty Python fan.
Because, really, what's an extra 'n' between wingnuts, anyway?
Here's some extra useless information: it took about 20 minutes to cut through the crowd, and I'd guess there were about 100,000 people there... which means I expect there will be crowing from that neck of the woods about how there really was 500,000!!! or a million!!! but the MSM doesn't want you to know teh truths!!1!!(eleventy-one), or whatever.
And that was 'Murica! today.
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I wanna say something funny. I really do. But I can't. Maybe the mound o' stupid is weighing me down. The bad spelling and grammar. The superfluous apostrophes. The FUCKING MORONIC COMPARISONS TO HITLER? Ai-yi-yi. These pudding heads are making me type in all caps. I don't do that.
Obama really just needs to say, "hey, kids, I tried. I tried being Mr. Niceguy, but you know what? Fuck alla y'all. I'm going to be President Partisan now and get shit done. The shit I was elected to do. Progressive starts now. You go live in your caves. The rest of us will move forward. Laters!"
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